And by tea time...

I am a DOS (that's Doddery Old So & So, not Desk Operating System). I'd forgotten my specs so have purchased cheapo reading glasses as a back up set in the office - and the nice young lady in Superdrug threw in a free string thing to keep them round my neck so I don't lose them. The fillings keep on detaching and my hair is receding! And I'm still 19 years off the bus pass! Blast! eyes, teeth, hair all on the blink - what else will cease to function soon?