That hat must be going to my head! I came across this article in Pravda - a publication I haven't read since it was free in the Skool Library (Beath High Skool, People's Democratic Republic of West Fife).
Almost as good as Private Eye! Been and went and got Euros for Monday's wee jaunt to Amsterdam via Sleazy Jet. 5 days flights, bed and breakfast for £256! Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Anne Frank and the Hermitage Museum on the doorstep - and tonight is my last shift until a week on Monday!!! Roll on the annual leave!