...and very nearly did this morning. It is NEVER a good idea to give the thurible known as "Big Aggie" to a wee celebrant!!! Luckily, I was trained on the "Diocesan Bucket" at St Ninian's Pollokshields and can handle the big beggar! The sermon seemed to go OK, but the stand in organist chose what I can only describe as the only dirge tune in the hymnal for "At the Name of Jesus". It meant to be a real "Can Belto" hymn to send the punters out on a high. We got a mimsy, insipid piece of mush fit only for aged spinsters and woolly minded pantheists (lay or ordained). "Bore it up triumphant" - mair like "bored it out of triumph". Still it was quite fun.