On a lighter note.

Time for a funny. Miss MacSporran was taking the Sunday School at St Sinbad's Weegieville. She was trying to explain the Parable of the Rich Young Man to the weans. "So children, if I want to get to heaven, will doing what mum and dad tell me be enough?" "Naw, Miss" "Will being kind to everybody in my class be enough?" "Naw, Miss" "Will selling my house and giving all the money to the poor be enough?" "Naw, Miss" "So what else will I have to do?" she asked. Silence. Then Wee Evil Shug spoke up: "Die, ya muppet!"

Thanks mum!